Meet Alice Doocy: 8 pounds, 2 ounces, and the only baby that I’ve ever been freakin obsessed with. Welcome to the world beautiful little eyebrowless lady!👣💕 Congrats @oh_amandanicole and @alecevenifitkillsme :)
Waiting for baby Alice!👶 #withstyle
"i can’t fucking read"
I object to the Mass Effect one. Translator chips. Everyone was speaking their native language, it was just that Shepard understood them all as english.
Other than that, carry on.
I can’t stop laughing
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.
A month-long imagination invasion.
"Every year, my wife and I devote the month of November to convincing our children their plastic dinosaur figures come to life while they sleep.
It began modestly enough. The kids woke up to discover that the dinosaurs had gotten into a box of cereal and made a mess on the kitchen table.”
If I am ever a parent, this will certainly be me.
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
me + you + cozy blanket + fireplace + snow= yes
Dear Exegetical Paper,
What kind of tom foolery is this.
With extreme frustration,